<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://www.blogger.com/styles/atom.css" type="text/css"?><feed xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/' xmlns:georss='http://www.georss.org/georss' xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1405027975177608576</id><updated>2011-07-07T17:07:12.631-07:00</updated><category term='martini'/><category term='women'/><category term='buttons'/><category term='favorites'/><category term='stabby'/><category term='pi'/><category term='politics'/><category term='i heart indie crafts'/><category term='button of the day'/><category term='short'/><category term='economy'/><category term='oops'/><category term='barbie'/><category term='new'/><category term='violence'/><category term='blogging about blogging'/><category term='language'/><category term='i heart rummage'/><category term='ideas'/><category term='nerd'/><category term='coke'/><category term='procrastinate'/><category term='employment'/><category term='two-button tuesday'/><category term='health care'/><category term='grammar'/><category term='green'/><category term='march'/><category term='birthdays'/><category term='gifts'/><category term='scrapbooking'/><category term='minion'/><category term='holidays'/><category term='panic'/><category term='geekery'/><category term='hiatus'/><category term='breast cancer'/><category term='height'/><category term='america'/><category term='anger'/><category term='bottle tags'/><category term='weird'/><category term='age'/><category term='shakespeare'/><category term='health'/><category term='pessimism'/><category term='craft shows'/><category term='money'/><title type='text'>oooh shiny!</title><subtitle type='html'>the blog of short attention span girl - 
www.shortattentionspangirl.com</subtitle><link rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://shortattentionspangirl.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/default'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1405027975177608576/posts/default?max-results=100'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://shortattentionspangirl.blogspot.com/'/><link rel='hub' href='http://pubsubhubbub.appspot.com/'/><author><name>Short Attention Span Girl</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15571576996164996270</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_WEYZ7w3TVNA/S3y_71MfIgI/AAAAAAAAAAM/AjZ00TqgqBc/S220/etsyavatar_50x50.jpg'/></author><generator version='7.00' uri='http://www.blogger.com'>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>17</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>100</openSearch:itemsPerPage><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1405027975177608576.post-6372461327043743031</id><published>2010-03-29T11:29:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2010-03-29T11:29:52.397-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='button of the day'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='hiatus'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='coke'/><title type='text'>I'm Back - Now with more Coke than before.</title><summary type='text'>Hello!

I had a nice break from blogging, and I guess you had a nice break from reading my posts. But the fun's over now - back to business.

On this day in 1886, Coca-Cola was invented. And I just so happen to have a button that goes along with this crucial day in history. 

#0245: I tried sniffing Coke, but the ice cubes got stuck in my nose. 

Click here to visit this button in my Etsy store.
</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://shortattentionspangirl.blogspot.com/feeds/6372461327043743031/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://shortattentionspangirl.blogspot.com/2010/03/im-back-now-with-more-coke-than-before.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1405027975177608576/posts/default/6372461327043743031'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1405027975177608576/posts/default/6372461327043743031'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://shortattentionspangirl.blogspot.com/2010/03/im-back-now-with-more-coke-than-before.html' title='I&apos;m Back - Now with more Coke than before.'/><author><name>Short Attention Span Girl</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15571576996164996270</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_WEYZ7w3TVNA/S3y_71MfIgI/AAAAAAAAAAM/AjZ00TqgqBc/S220/etsyavatar_50x50.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_WEYZ7w3TVNA/S7DwqR7hO5I/AAAAAAAAADo/e4G4osp5t4U/s72-c/sniffingcoke.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1405027975177608576.post-6900946360333351016</id><published>2010-03-22T10:24:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2010-03-22T10:24:51.076-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='birthdays'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='hiatus'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='age'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='buttons'/><title type='text'>Happy Birthday to Me</title><summary type='text'>Greetings!

My birthday is on Wednesday. Since I'm going to be decrepitly (is that a word? it should be) old, I'm giving myself a small present. As a gift to myself, I'm going to take a week off from blogging. 

I know this will be a sad time for all (both) of you who regularly tune in to see what button I've selected each day, but I'm sure you'll survive somehow. Just visit my button gallery and</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://shortattentionspangirl.blogspot.com/feeds/6900946360333351016/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://shortattentionspangirl.blogspot.com/2010/03/happy-birthday-to-me.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1405027975177608576/posts/default/6900946360333351016'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1405027975177608576/posts/default/6900946360333351016'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://shortattentionspangirl.blogspot.com/2010/03/happy-birthday-to-me.html' title='Happy Birthday to Me'/><author><name>Short Attention Span Girl</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15571576996164996270</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_WEYZ7w3TVNA/S3y_71MfIgI/AAAAAAAAAAM/AjZ00TqgqBc/S220/etsyavatar_50x50.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1405027975177608576.post-2200445971104125637</id><published>2010-03-19T12:04:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2010-03-19T12:04:46.263-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='button of the day'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='money'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='health care'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='oops'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='health'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='politics'/><title type='text'>Get busy living, or get busy dying</title><summary type='text'>I totally spaced on posting a button yesterday. Oops. But I'm sure it won't be the only time I do that. I make no excuses, except that I was preoccupied with the excitement of planning my new future life. My bad.

Without further ado, here's today's button. I chose this one for the health care reform that will hopefully be coming along soon. 

#0160: Despite the cost of living, it remains popular</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://shortattentionspangirl.blogspot.com/feeds/2200445971104125637/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://shortattentionspangirl.blogspot.com/2010/03/get-busy-living-or-get-busy-dying.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1405027975177608576/posts/default/2200445971104125637'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1405027975177608576/posts/default/2200445971104125637'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://shortattentionspangirl.blogspot.com/2010/03/get-busy-living-or-get-busy-dying.html' title='Get busy living, or get busy dying'/><author><name>Short Attention Span Girl</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15571576996164996270</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_WEYZ7w3TVNA/S3y_71MfIgI/AAAAAAAAAAM/AjZ00TqgqBc/S220/etsyavatar_50x50.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_WEYZ7w3TVNA/S6PJt6GBsuI/AAAAAAAAADY/jb7EYzKydG8/s72-c/costofliving.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1405027975177608576.post-2716827688712268160</id><published>2010-03-17T11:28:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2010-03-17T11:28:50.429-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='button of the day'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='martini'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='favorites'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='holidays'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='green'/><title type='text'>It's so easy being green</title><summary type='text'>Green is my favorite color, so I naturally love St. Patrick's Day. I've never fallen prey to the pinchers, even if I forget what day it is. I'm almost always wearing something green.

Here's a green button for today, and it features another of my favorite things - the dirty martini. Yum!

#0232: I like it dirty

Click here to visit this button in my Etsy store.

Want so see some more of my </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://shortattentionspangirl.blogspot.com/feeds/2716827688712268160/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://shortattentionspangirl.blogspot.com/2010/03/its-so-easy-being-green.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1405027975177608576/posts/default/2716827688712268160'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1405027975177608576/posts/default/2716827688712268160'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://shortattentionspangirl.blogspot.com/2010/03/its-so-easy-being-green.html' title='It&apos;s so easy being green'/><author><name>Short Attention Span Girl</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15571576996164996270</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_WEYZ7w3TVNA/S3y_71MfIgI/AAAAAAAAAAM/AjZ00TqgqBc/S220/etsyavatar_50x50.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_WEYZ7w3TVNA/S6EeZv_WyrI/AAAAAAAAADQ/U3qW-UzOUIA/s72-c/likeitdirty.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1405027975177608576.post-8410844711791348739</id><published>2010-03-16T11:21:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2010-03-16T11:21:20.614-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='minion'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='two-button tuesday'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='pessimism'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='buttons'/><title type='text'>Minions make the world go (1") round</title><summary type='text'>Today's post will be short and sweet - just the two buttons for Two-Button Tuesday, then I'm out of here. I have shrink plastic jewelry to make, bills to pay, a chicken to roast, and a workspace to clean. 

Today's buttons are in honor of my minion Mat (aka OCD Boy), who created the first of the two. I think you'll notice a theme.

#0319: Only Optimists are Disappointed

Click here to visit this </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://shortattentionspangirl.blogspot.com/feeds/8410844711791348739/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://shortattentionspangirl.blogspot.com/2010/03/minions-make-world-go-1-round.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1405027975177608576/posts/default/8410844711791348739'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1405027975177608576/posts/default/8410844711791348739'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://shortattentionspangirl.blogspot.com/2010/03/minions-make-world-go-1-round.html' title='Minions make the world go (1&quot;) round'/><author><name>Short Attention Span Girl</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15571576996164996270</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_WEYZ7w3TVNA/S3y_71MfIgI/AAAAAAAAAAM/AjZ00TqgqBc/S220/etsyavatar_50x50.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_WEYZ7w3TVNA/S5_KeeEtDVI/AAAAAAAAADA/MvWKOdBiHRQ/s72-c/onlyoptimists.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1405027975177608576.post-220321056481188585</id><published>2010-03-15T16:51:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2010-03-15T16:51:26.550-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='button of the day'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='violence'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='stabby'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='shakespeare'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='nerd'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='anger'/><title type='text'>Beware the Ides of March</title><summary type='text'>Today's Button of the Day in honor of the Ides of March. Et tu Brute?

#0027: I don't get mad. I get stabby.

Click here to visit this button in my Etsy store.

I don't recommend that you celebrate the Ides of March by stabbing your best friend repeatedly, but do what you gotta do.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://shortattentionspangirl.blogspot.com/feeds/220321056481188585/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://shortattentionspangirl.blogspot.com/2010/03/todays-button-of-day-in-honor-of-ides.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1405027975177608576/posts/default/220321056481188585'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1405027975177608576/posts/default/220321056481188585'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://shortattentionspangirl.blogspot.com/2010/03/todays-button-of-day-in-honor-of-ides.html' title='Beware the Ides of March'/><author><name>Short Attention Span Girl</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15571576996164996270</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_WEYZ7w3TVNA/S3y_71MfIgI/AAAAAAAAAAM/AjZ00TqgqBc/S220/etsyavatar_50x50.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_WEYZ7w3TVNA/S57FQACHyxI/AAAAAAAAACw/0wKq251ejPY/s72-c/madstabby.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1405027975177608576.post-4593409319886390526</id><published>2010-03-12T09:57:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2010-03-12T09:57:45.459-08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='button of the day'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='geekery'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='pi'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='weird'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='nerd'/><title type='text'>Pi Post! and other weirdness</title><summary type='text'>Sunday (3/14) is Pi Day. And if you don't know why it's called Pi Day, I'm not going to explain it to you. It's also Albert Einstein's birthday, which makes it even more of a nerdfest.

I love Pi Day. I also celebrate Pi Time (when I happen to notice it) and Pi Cars (based on their license plates). Maybe I'm just weird. 

If you're weird too, and you like to celebrate the nerdy things in life, </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://shortattentionspangirl.blogspot.com/feeds/4593409319886390526/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://shortattentionspangirl.blogspot.com/2010/03/pi-post-and-other-weirdness.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1405027975177608576/posts/default/4593409319886390526'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1405027975177608576/posts/default/4593409319886390526'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://shortattentionspangirl.blogspot.com/2010/03/pi-post-and-other-weirdness.html' title='Pi Post! and other weirdness'/><author><name>Short Attention Span Girl</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15571576996164996270</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_WEYZ7w3TVNA/S3y_71MfIgI/AAAAAAAAAAM/AjZ00TqgqBc/S220/etsyavatar_50x50.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_WEYZ7w3TVNA/S5p_-mzo16I/AAAAAAAAACo/FeZJNENAQVg/s72-c/weirdugly.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1405027975177608576.post-6017748292322982074</id><published>2010-03-11T09:00:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2010-03-11T09:00:06.478-08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='button of the day'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='gifts'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='bottle tags'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='holidays'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='green'/><title type='text'>Give the gift that keeps on giving</title><summary type='text'>St. Patrick's Day is coming up fast, and so is my birthday. The ideal gift for either of these occasions is a bottle of something deliciously intoxicating. I recommend Bakon Vodka, but go with whatever you like, from a six-pack of Guinness to a jug of whiskey. The important part is that you dress up your boozy gift with a clever bottle tag. Here's one of my favorites:
Click here to see the bottle</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://shortattentionspangirl.blogspot.com/feeds/6017748292322982074/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://shortattentionspangirl.blogspot.com/2010/03/give-gift-that-keeps-on-giving.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1405027975177608576/posts/default/6017748292322982074'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1405027975177608576/posts/default/6017748292322982074'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://shortattentionspangirl.blogspot.com/2010/03/give-gift-that-keeps-on-giving.html' title='Give the gift that keeps on giving'/><author><name>Short Attention Span Girl</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15571576996164996270</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_WEYZ7w3TVNA/S3y_71MfIgI/AAAAAAAAAAM/AjZ00TqgqBc/S220/etsyavatar_50x50.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_WEYZ7w3TVNA/S5gMDGdV2qI/AAAAAAAAACY/0_E3khXbhxk/s72-c/realityexit-tag-fatbottle.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1405027975177608576.post-6190690408696714248</id><published>2010-03-10T13:10:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2010-03-10T13:10:21.613-08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='button of the day'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='birthdays'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='money'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='green'/><title type='text'>Who puts the Laughter in Manslaughter?</title><summary type='text'>Did you know that today is Chuck Norris's 70th birthday? It's also Osama Bin Laden's birthday. Now there's a cage match I'd pay to see.

Also on this day, in 1862, the first paper money was issued in the U.S. I'm a fan of money, and I'd like to collect more. So here's the button for today:

#0261: Of course it buys happiness

Click here to visit this button in my Etsy store.

Plus, this button's </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://shortattentionspangirl.blogspot.com/feeds/6190690408696714248/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://shortattentionspangirl.blogspot.com/2010/03/who-puts-laughter-in-manslaughter.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1405027975177608576/posts/default/6190690408696714248'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1405027975177608576/posts/default/6190690408696714248'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://shortattentionspangirl.blogspot.com/2010/03/who-puts-laughter-in-manslaughter.html' title='Who puts the Laughter in Manslaughter?'/><author><name>Short Attention Span Girl</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15571576996164996270</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_WEYZ7w3TVNA/S3y_71MfIgI/AAAAAAAAAAM/AjZ00TqgqBc/S220/etsyavatar_50x50.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_WEYZ7w3TVNA/S5gJ_l2Rb4I/AAAAAAAAACQ/bp89nO_qsYk/s72-c/buyshappiness.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1405027975177608576.post-4720118446228147511</id><published>2010-03-09T09:00:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2010-03-09T09:00:04.095-08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='birthdays'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='barbie'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='two-button tuesday'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='short'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='height'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='panic'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='buttons'/><title type='text'>Panicking and Shortness</title><summary type='text'>Today is Panic Day! I don't know why it's Panic Day, but I have a button for it anyway:

#0282: Panic Button

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And because it's Two-Button Tuesday, here's the second button:

#0325: I'm not short. I'm fun-sized.

Click here to visit this button in my Etsy store.

Wonder why this is one of the buttons for today? It might have something to do </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://shortattentionspangirl.blogspot.com/feeds/4720118446228147511/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://shortattentionspangirl.blogspot.com/2010/03/panicking-and-shortness.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1405027975177608576/posts/default/4720118446228147511'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1405027975177608576/posts/default/4720118446228147511'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://shortattentionspangirl.blogspot.com/2010/03/panicking-and-shortness.html' title='Panicking and Shortness'/><author><name>Short Attention Span Girl</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15571576996164996270</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_WEYZ7w3TVNA/S3y_71MfIgI/AAAAAAAAAAM/AjZ00TqgqBc/S220/etsyavatar_50x50.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_WEYZ7w3TVNA/S5VjRZWPVCI/AAAAAAAAACA/q1ugYXiYKvI/s72-c/panic.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1405027975177608576.post-1573393782993230958</id><published>2010-03-08T12:49:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2010-03-08T12:49:49.260-08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='women'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='button of the day'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='breast cancer'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='i heart indie crafts'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='health'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='i heart rummage'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='craft shows'/><title type='text'>Craft Shows and Boobies, but not necessarily together</title><summary type='text'>I had a great time at the I Heart Indie Crafts show in Kirkland yesterday. I'll be there again the first Sunday in May, so mark your calendars. 

I also just signed up for the April I Heart Rummage show, which is at Chop Suey on Capitol Hill. Don't miss it!

Today is International Women's Day, so here's a Button of the Day for all you Fallopian Americans:

#0093: Feel Your Boobies

Click here to </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://shortattentionspangirl.blogspot.com/feeds/1573393782993230958/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://shortattentionspangirl.blogspot.com/2010/03/craft-shows-and-boobies-but-not.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1405027975177608576/posts/default/1573393782993230958'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1405027975177608576/posts/default/1573393782993230958'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://shortattentionspangirl.blogspot.com/2010/03/craft-shows-and-boobies-but-not.html' title='Craft Shows and Boobies, but not necessarily together'/><author><name>Short Attention Span Girl</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15571576996164996270</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_WEYZ7w3TVNA/S3y_71MfIgI/AAAAAAAAAAM/AjZ00TqgqBc/S220/etsyavatar_50x50.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_WEYZ7w3TVNA/S5VhfdlVMkI/AAAAAAAAAB4/2snoeiqAet0/s72-c/feelyourboobies.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1405027975177608576.post-4938935461849666360</id><published>2010-03-05T09:30:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2010-03-05T09:30:00.962-08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='button of the day'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='employment'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='new'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='economy'/><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>Happy Friday! 

Here's today's button, in honor of Employee Appreciation Day:

#0456: Pink slips are the new black

Click here to visit this button on my Etsy store.

This is a new button - you could be the first kid on your block to have it. 


For other workplace-related buttons, check out the Working Hard &amp; Hardly Working section of the Necessary &amp; Unnecessary Evils page on my gallery.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://shortattentionspangirl.blogspot.com/feeds/4938935461849666360/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://shortattentionspangirl.blogspot.com/2010/03/happy-friday-heres-todays-button-in.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1405027975177608576/posts/default/4938935461849666360'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1405027975177608576/posts/default/4938935461849666360'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://shortattentionspangirl.blogspot.com/2010/03/happy-friday-heres-todays-button-in.html' title=''/><author><name>Short Attention Span Girl</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15571576996164996270</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_WEYZ7w3TVNA/S3y_71MfIgI/AAAAAAAAAAM/AjZ00TqgqBc/S220/etsyavatar_50x50.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_WEYZ7w3TVNA/S47RqRFQcMI/AAAAAAAAABw/oPKC-jMISIY/s72-c/pinkslipsnewblack.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1405027975177608576.post-8516193986207246299</id><published>2010-03-04T09:30:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2010-03-03T13:14:01.944-08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='button of the day'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='grammar'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='scrapbooking'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='language'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='nerd'/><title type='text'>March Forth and Do Something Today</title><summary type='text'>Happy National Grammar Day! Today's button is for all you grammar nazis out there. 

#0138: Don't make me beat you in the name of grammar.

Click here to visit this button on my Etsy shop.




If you like this button, you'll probably like the other buttons on the Intelligence &amp; Lack Thereof page of my gallery. Scroll down to the Full Frontal Nerdity section. March is a great month for nerdy </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://shortattentionspangirl.blogspot.com/feeds/8516193986207246299/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://shortattentionspangirl.blogspot.com/2010/03/march-forth-and-do-something-today.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1405027975177608576/posts/default/8516193986207246299'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1405027975177608576/posts/default/8516193986207246299'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://shortattentionspangirl.blogspot.com/2010/03/march-forth-and-do-something-today.html' title='March Forth and Do Something Today'/><author><name>Short Attention Span Girl</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15571576996164996270</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_WEYZ7w3TVNA/S3y_71MfIgI/AAAAAAAAAAM/AjZ00TqgqBc/S220/etsyavatar_50x50.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_WEYZ7w3TVNA/S47OyuPmfLI/AAAAAAAAABo/O_vquSeOVE0/s72-c/beatgrammar.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1405027975177608576.post-8792121204840566963</id><published>2010-03-03T10:00:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2010-03-03T10:00:01.602-08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='button of the day'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='i heart indie crafts'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='craft shows'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='america'/><title type='text'>Liberty and Justice and a Show on Sunday</title><summary type='text'>A bit of trivia for you: on March 3, 1931, the Star Spangled Banner was adopted as our national anthem. 

Here's a loosely related Button of the Day:

#0330: Liberty &amp; Justice for All (not available in all areas)

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Okay, so it's not really related to the national anthem at all, but at least it has the Statue of Liberty in the background. Yay </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://shortattentionspangirl.blogspot.com/feeds/8792121204840566963/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://shortattentionspangirl.blogspot.com/2010/03/liberty-and-justice-and-show-on-sunday.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1405027975177608576/posts/default/8792121204840566963'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1405027975177608576/posts/default/8792121204840566963'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://shortattentionspangirl.blogspot.com/2010/03/liberty-and-justice-and-show-on-sunday.html' title='Liberty and Justice and a Show on Sunday'/><author><name>Short Attention Span Girl</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15571576996164996270</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_WEYZ7w3TVNA/S3y_71MfIgI/AAAAAAAAAAM/AjZ00TqgqBc/S220/etsyavatar_50x50.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_WEYZ7w3TVNA/S4tH-ROdwrI/AAAAAAAAABY/S1n6r7HtBW0/s72-c/libertyjustice.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1405027975177608576.post-7678802657292305412</id><published>2010-03-02T10:00:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2010-03-02T10:00:01.135-08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='ideas'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='two-button tuesday'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='buttons'/><title type='text'>The First Two-Button Tuesday: Ideas</title><summary type='text'>Welcome to the very first edition of Two-Button Tuesday. I'm kinda cheating, because the two buttons are actually variations of the same button, but it's my blog and I can kinda cheat if I want to.

Another reason I love March is that it's International Ideas Month. To celebrate that, here are the Tuesday Two:

#0085: Idea Girl

These buttons were designed by my talented minion, Mat (aka OCD Boy)</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://shortattentionspangirl.blogspot.com/feeds/7678802657292305412/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://shortattentionspangirl.blogspot.com/2010/03/first-two-button-tuesday-ideas.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1405027975177608576/posts/default/7678802657292305412'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1405027975177608576/posts/default/7678802657292305412'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://shortattentionspangirl.blogspot.com/2010/03/first-two-button-tuesday-ideas.html' title='The First Two-Button Tuesday: Ideas'/><author><name>Short Attention Span Girl</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15571576996164996270</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_WEYZ7w3TVNA/S3y_71MfIgI/AAAAAAAAAAM/AjZ00TqgqBc/S220/etsyavatar_50x50.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_WEYZ7w3TVNA/S4r0X9nrB8I/AAAAAAAAABI/yhsrWVqiVk4/s72-c/ideagirl.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1405027975177608576.post-2185511495297594430</id><published>2010-03-01T10:00:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2010-03-01T10:00:04.920-08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='button of the day'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='procrastinate'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='march'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='buttons'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='blogging about blogging'/><title type='text'>A Blog? That's Madness. March Madness.</title><summary type='text'>Welcome to OOOH SHINY! - the official blog of Short Attention Span Girl. 

Since March is my favorite month, I've decided to officially launch my brand new blog on March 1st. March has all the best stuff: 
Spring
St. Patrick's Day (aka Corned Beef &amp; Cabbage Awareness Day)
Pi Day
The Ides of March
My birthday
And it's National Craft Month
And to top it all off, the first week of March is National </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://shortattentionspangirl.blogspot.com/feeds/2185511495297594430/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://shortattentionspangirl.blogspot.com/2010/03/blog-thats-madness-march-madness.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1405027975177608576/posts/default/2185511495297594430'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1405027975177608576/posts/default/2185511495297594430'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://shortattentionspangirl.blogspot.com/2010/03/blog-thats-madness-march-madness.html' title='A Blog? That&apos;s Madness. March Madness.'/><author><name>Short Attention Span Girl</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15571576996164996270</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_WEYZ7w3TVNA/S3y_71MfIgI/AAAAAAAAAAM/AjZ00TqgqBc/S220/etsyavatar_50x50.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_WEYZ7w3TVNA/S4hh3uWzJ3I/AAAAAAAAAA4/7ONC-14ZigA/s72-c/beguntoprocrastinate.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1405027975177608576.post-2667398649015568461</id><published>2010-02-26T11:00:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2010-02-26T11:00:01.619-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Testing 1 - 2 - 3</title><summary type='text'>Ahoy! I'll be launching my brand new Short Attention Span Girl blog on March 1st, and this is the test to see if I have everything situated properly.

Feel free to ignore anything I post before March 1st. But starting on March 1st, you'll want to keep your eyes peeled (such a gross visual) for all kinds of awesomeness. 

</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://shortattentionspangirl.blogspot.com/feeds/2667398649015568461/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://shortattentionspangirl.blogspot.com/2010/02/testing-1-2-3.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1405027975177608576/posts/default/2667398649015568461'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1405027975177608576/posts/default/2667398649015568461'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://shortattentionspangirl.blogspot.com/2010/02/testing-1-2-3.html' title='Testing 1 - 2 - 3'/><author><name>Short Attention Span Girl</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15571576996164996270</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_WEYZ7w3TVNA/S3y_71MfIgI/AAAAAAAAAAM/AjZ00TqgqBc/S220/etsyavatar_50x50.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_WEYZ7w3TVNA/S4gX_aj9i0I/AAAAAAAAAAw/eQDpznRUIS8/s72-c/testpattern.gif' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry></feed>
