I'm Back - Now with more Coke than before.

Hello!

I had a nice break from blogging, and I guess you had a nice break from reading my posts. But the fun's over now - back to business.

On this day in 1886, Coca-Cola was invented. And I just so happen to have a button that goes along with this crucial day in history.

#0245: I tried sniffing Coke, but the ice cubes got stuck in my nose.

Click here to visit this button in my Etsy store.

See, it's funny, because there are two meanings of Coke. Get it? Hahahaha! And also, Coca-Cola originally got its name because it contained Cocaine. But it doesn't anymore. But it's still called Coke. And Cocaine is called Coke. HAHAHAHAHAHA!

Get it?

See what happens when I take a week off? I go completely insane.

Happy Birthday to Me

Greetings!

My birthday is on Wednesday. Since I'm going to be decrepitly (is that a word? it should be) old, I'm giving myself a small present. As a gift to myself, I'm going to take a week off from blogging.

I know this will be a sad time for all (both) of you who regularly tune in to see what button I've selected each day, but I'm sure you'll survive somehow. Just visit my button gallery and pick a random design to adore - that should get you through the dark times.

See you next week (when I'm decrepitly old plus a few days). =)

Get busy living, or get busy dying

I totally spaced on posting a button yesterday. Oops. But I'm sure it won't be the only time I do that. I make no excuses, except that I was preoccupied with the excitement of planning my new future life. My bad.

Without further ado, here's today's button. I chose this one for the health care reform that will hopefully be coming along soon.

#0160: Despite the cost of living, it remains popular.

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And I'll even refrain from sharing with you the billions of words I have to say about the health care debate. Consider that your Happy Friday gift from me. =)

It's so easy being green

Green is my favorite color, so I naturally love St. Patrick's Day. I've never fallen prey to the pinchers, even if I forget what day it is. I'm almost always wearing something green.

Here's a green button for today, and it features another of my favorite things - the dirty martini. Yum!

#0232: I like it dirty

Click here to visit this button in my Etsy store.

Want so see some more of my favorite things? Then you're in luck - my button gallery has a page dedicated to my Favorite Things.

Minions make the world go (1") round

Today's post will be short and sweet - just the two buttons for Two-Button Tuesday, then I'm out of here. I have shrink plastic jewelry to make, bills to pay, a chicken to roast, and a workspace to clean.

Today's buttons are in honor of my minion Mat (aka OCD Boy), who created the first of the two. I think you'll notice a theme.

#0319: Only Optimists are Disappointed

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And for the button numero dos...

#0316: Health is merely the slowest rate at which one can die.

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If you like this kind of low-altitude attitude, you might also enjoy some of the other buttons in the Pessimism section on the Mood Disorders page of my button gallery.

Beware the Ides of March

Today's Button of the Day in honor of the Ides of March. Et tu Brute?

#0027: I don't get mad. I get stabby.

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I don't recommend that you celebrate the Ides of March by stabbing your best friend repeatedly, but do what you gotta do.

Pi Post! and other weirdness

Sunday (3/14) is Pi Day. And if you don't know why it's called Pi Day, I'm not going to explain it to you. It's also Albert Einstein's birthday, which makes it even more of a nerdfest.

I love Pi Day. I also celebrate Pi Time (when I happen to notice it) and Pi Cars (based on their license plates). Maybe I'm just weird.

If you're weird too, and you like to celebrate the nerdy things in life, check out the Intelligence & Lack Thereof section of my button gallery.

And here's the Button of the Day:

#0048: I'm wierd. You're ugly. Let's call it even.

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There are worse things than being weird. Embrace it.